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Post by Darryl on May 19, 2010 21:23:31 GMT -5
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem . While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150 or we can have her shipped back home for $5000. The husband thought about it and told the undertaker he would have her shipped back home. The undertaker asked him, "why would you spend $5000 to have her shipped home when you could have a beautiful burial here, and it would only cost $150? " The husband replied, "Long ago, a man died here, was buried here, and three days later, rose from the dead. I Just cant take that chance!"
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Post by jerrysmith on May 19, 2010 21:59:26 GMT -5
Reminds me of when the Israelis totally ignored our president's advice and did things their way. They said the last time they listened to a talking bush they got lost in the desert for forty years.
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