Doctor Visit

[Steve Turner]

When my doctor asked me about what I did yesterday, I told him about my day:

"Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded across the edge of a lake, escaped from a mountain lion in the heavy brush, marched up and down a mountain, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand, and jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake"

Inspired by my story, the doctor said, "You must be an awesome outdoorsman!"

"No," I replied, "I'm just a crappy golfer."

[Tommy Thompson]

that's why I carry a chainsaw when I go golfing

[larrywalker]

I wear two pairs of socks, just in case I get a hole in one.