Post by jb on Jan 1, 2010 12:52:18 GMT -5
"YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..."
| 1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
| 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
| 3. You have more wives than teeth.
| 4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."
| 5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
| 6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
| 7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
| 8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
| 9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
| 10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.
| 1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
| 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
| 3. You have more wives than teeth.
| 4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."
| 5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
| 6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
| 7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
| 8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
| 9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
| 10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.