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Post by jerry on Nov 29, 2009 9:15:33 GMT -5
How did the Little Moron's mother stop him from running around in circles? She nailed his other foot to the floor. Silly, ain't it? Yet we kids, and often adults, would sometimes spend hours rattling off such goofy one-liners. Joke-telling was how we took up the slack when there were no games to play or trouble to get into. Sometimes it was just another means of getting into trouble. www.stclaircountyal.com/timemachiine/time100.html |
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Post by cbk on Nov 29, 2009 9:25:57 GMT -5
My #3 son was addicted to such jokes. Drove me crazy!
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Post by jb on Nov 29, 2009 11:38:45 GMT -5
My all time favorite is: What did the fish say when he hit the wall? Ans: Dam! ;D
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Post by larrywalker on Nov 29, 2009 16:21:46 GMT -5
a guy walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm, and says to the bartender--two drinks please. Two drinks? says the bartender? Yep the guy says, one for me, and one for the road.
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Post by Tommy Thompson on Nov 29, 2009 17:59:12 GMT -5
a guy walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm, and says to the bartender--two drinks please. Two drinks? says the bartender? Yep the guy says, one for me, and one for the road. oh...that was pretty bad Larry....I guess you could say it was the asphalt. Tommy |
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Post by jerry on Nov 29, 2009 18:52:13 GMT -5
The Lone Ranger and Tonto rode up to a saloon and got off their horses. LR noticed that Silver was kinda lathered up, so he asked Tonto to stay outside for a little while and jog around the horse to stir up a bit of breeze and cool him off slowly.
A bit later a cowboy walked up to LR at the bar and asked, "Say masked man, is that your white horse outside?"
LR answered, "Yes; why?"
The cowboy replied,"Well, I just wanted to let you know you left your Injun running."
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Post by jb on Nov 29, 2009 19:44:40 GMT -5
a guy walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm, and says to the bartender--two drinks please. Two drinks? says the bartender? Yep the guy says, one for me, and one for the road. oh...that was pretty bad Larry....I guess you could say it was the asphalt. Tommy And full of potholes! ;D |
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Post by jerry on Nov 29, 2009 20:18:13 GMT -5
Isn't asphalt just another word for hemorrhoid?
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Post by jb on Nov 29, 2009 21:08:39 GMT -5
Isn't asphalt just another word for hemorrhoid? LOL!!!!!!!!!! |
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Post by gloria on Nov 30, 2009 4:40:21 GMT -5
I love hearing jokes, but I can never remember the punch lines.
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Post by Tommy Thompson on Nov 30, 2009 9:24:49 GMT -5
I love hearing jokes, but I can never remember the punch lines. well Gloria, at least you UNDERSTAND the punch lines.... ;D Tommy |
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Post by gloria on Nov 30, 2009 10:05:27 GMT -5
I love hearing jokes, but I can never remember the punch lines. well Gloria, at least you UNDERSTAND the punch lines.... ;D Tommy Yes I do Tommy.  |
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Post by larrywalker on Nov 30, 2009 19:40:04 GMT -5
a horse walks into a bar--the bartender says--why the long face?
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Post by jerry on Nov 30, 2009 20:18:53 GMT -5
a horse walks into a bar--the bartender says--why the long face? Funny...they asked John Kerry the same thing. |
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Post by Tommy Thompson on Dec 1, 2009 10:29:36 GMT -5
you all know that Tiger Wood has all kinds of expensive cars and now he has a hole in one!
Tiger crashed into a hydrant and a tree.... guess he couldn't decide between an iron or a wood.
Why did Tiger cross the road... cuz there was a PO'd Scandanavian on the other side!
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