Post by jb on Jul 26, 2010 8:07:21 GMT -5
The Female Genie...
While trying to escape through Pakistan , Osama Bin Laden
found a bottle on the sand and picked it up.
Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile
said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?"
Osama responded," You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog!
Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving
me anything."
The shocked genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish or I
will be returned to that bottle forever."
Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence
of the woman and said, "Very well, I want to awaken with three
American women in my bed in the morning. So just do it and be
off with you.
" The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared. The
next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt,
Tonya Harding, and Nancy Pelosi at his side.
His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no
health insurance.
While trying to escape through Pakistan , Osama Bin Laden
found a bottle on the sand and picked it up.
Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile
said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?"
Osama responded," You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog!
Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving
me anything."
The shocked genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish or I
will be returned to that bottle forever."
Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence
of the woman and said, "Very well, I want to awaken with three
American women in my bed in the morning. So just do it and be
off with you.
" The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared. The
next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt,
Tonya Harding, and Nancy Pelosi at his side.
His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no
health insurance.