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Post by jb on Sept 6, 2010 10:44:16 GMT -5
Do you know your hymns?
Dentist's Hymn..................Crown Him with Many Crowns
Weatherman's Hymn...There Shall Be Showers of Blessings
Contractor's Hymn.......The Church's One Foundation
The Tailor's Hymn......................Holy, Holy, Holy
The Golfer's Hymn............There's a Green Hill Far Away
The Politician's Hymn...............Standing on the Promises
Optometrist's Hymn..........Open My Eyes That I Might See The IRS Agent's Hymn.................I Surrender All
The Gossip's Hymn.....................Pass It On
The Electrician's Hymn.................Send The Light
The Shopper's Hymn....................Sweet Bye and Bye
The Realtor's Hymn. . . . . . I've Got a Mansion Just over the Hilltop The Massage Therapists Hymn . . . ......He Touched Me The Doctor's Hymn......................The Great Physician
AND for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns:
45mph....................God Will Take Care of You 65mph....................Nearer My God To Thee 85mph....................This World Is Not My Home 95mph....................Lord, I'm Coming Home 100mph.... ........ ....Precious Memories
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