Post by jb on Nov 24, 2010 23:57:40 GMT -5
Can't see London, Can't see France, Unless we see your underpants.
Grope discounts available
If we did our job any better, we'd have to buy you dinner first.
Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady.
Don't worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy.
Wanna Fly? Drop your fly.
We are now free to move about your pants.
We rub you the wrong way, so you can be on your way.
It's not a grope. It's a freedom pat.
When in doubt, we make you whip it out.
TSA: Touchin', squeezin', arrestin'
You were a virgin
We handle more packages than UPS
We've handled more balls than Barney Frank
Grope discounts available
If we did our job any better, we'd have to buy you dinner first.
Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady.
Don't worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy.
Wanna Fly? Drop your fly.
We are now free to move about your pants.
We rub you the wrong way, so you can be on your way.
It's not a grope. It's a freedom pat.
When in doubt, we make you whip it out.
TSA: Touchin', squeezin', arrestin'
You were a virgin
We handle more packages than UPS
We've handled more balls than Barney Frank