Post by jb on Jan 15, 2011 13:20:18 GMT -5
Bear Removal
A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof.
So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's
an ad for "Bear Removers." He calls the number. The
bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes. The bear
remover arrives and gets out of his van.
He's got a ladder,a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean
old pit bull dog. "What are you going to do?" the homeowner asks?
"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, and then
I'm going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof
with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off, the pit
bull is trained to grab his private parts and not let go.
The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put
him in the cage in the back of the van."
He hands the shotgun to the homeowner. "What's the
shotgun for?” asks the homeowner. "If the bear knocks
me off the roof, shoot the dog."
A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof.
So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's
an ad for "Bear Removers." He calls the number. The
bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes. The bear
remover arrives and gets out of his van.
He's got a ladder,a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean
old pit bull dog. "What are you going to do?" the homeowner asks?
"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, and then
I'm going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof
with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off, the pit
bull is trained to grab his private parts and not let go.
The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put
him in the cage in the back of the van."
He hands the shotgun to the homeowner. "What's the
shotgun for?” asks the homeowner. "If the bear knocks
me off the roof, shoot the dog."