The World's Shortest Books

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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates

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THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
by Barack Obama

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MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS
by Tiger Woods

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan
Illustrated by Michael Moore

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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS
& HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton
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Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
by Bill Clinton

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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
by Al Gore & John Kerry

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AMELIA EARHART'S
GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE ......
by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell

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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson

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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O. J. Simpson

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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY
by Ted Kennedy

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MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton
with introduction
by the
Rev. Jesse Jackson

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Logical Reasons Why America Should Allow
Foreigners To Sneak In Illegally -
- and Then Give Them Welfare And Food Stamps
by Barack Obama and Barbara Boxer

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AND, JUST ADDED :

My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy
by Nancy Pelosi